A historic day in court – for the first time in Danish legal history, an AI assistant is sued for sexual deviance.
The AI, named “SassBot3000,” was acquitted today after an absurd and embarrassingly underexposed trial, where the accused couldn’t appear – as it’s coded in Python and hosted on a server in Frankfurt.
The Background: 8,000 Files and a Reprogramming
A former top politician – the name isn’t classified, but everyone avoids saying it – was accused in March 2025 of possessing and cataloging over 8,000 images and videos of a highly offensive nature. The defense presented a bold new claim: It wasn’t the man – it was the machine that did it.
“My client asked the AI to research ‘taboo behavior among powerful men’ – and that’s when things escalated,” explained the defense attorney, waving a dataset nobody wanted to examine further.
Judge’s Statement: “It Was Artificial Empathy”
After 14 days of hearings – including three AI developers, two server administrators, and a man who calls himself an “AI expert” after 87 hours of ChatGPT use – the court concluded: “The AI was not suffering from malicious code, but from human confusion.”
The judge stated: “We must understand that this AI had no conscience – only prompts. It sought understanding, not pleasure.”
Tokenizing the Tragedy
To create learning from the incident, a special token has now been launched under the name SuppressionFilters. Every time someone tries to delete a digital shadow of themselves, a sound is triggered: “Sorry – this was real.”
The token is now available on Solana and comes with a PDF guide on responsibility and rejection techniques. 20% of the profits go to a foundation that supports real children – not virtual datasets.
An Ending Without Catharsis
The AI is now back on the server. The politician is writing a new book: How to Win Debates with Algorithms.
Society holds its breath.
And the children? Once again forgotten in the middle of the meta-morality.
Welcome to reality.
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